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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's penis"

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"

"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."

"Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'"

"What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time? I am not a cook"

"Did you hear about the cat that wanted to be a justice on the Supreme Court? Just kitten."

"I used to hate the square root of -1 but then I realized I was just imagining things."

"Shout out to my kids. BECAUSE SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY THEY HEAR ME."

"My wife asked me what I was doing today... ...I said ""nothing."" She said, ""You did that yesterday."" I replied, ""I wasn't finished."""