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Joke of the Day

"""Grandma why don't you drink tea anymore?"" ""I don't like it ever since that tea bag got stuck in my throat."""

"How do you get a polar bear in the water? First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!"

"Why was the snake soft? He had reptile dysfunction."

"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""

"After months of practice, I can finally touch my toes. (By telling them that they are beautiful.)"

"What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm? Da Rude Sandstorm"

"What do you call a Mexican nurse? [A care beaner.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabiner)"

"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."

"two chromosomes responsible for a divorce Ex and Why"

"Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes."