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Joke of the Day

"Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist."

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2021 vision! Oh wait...."

"My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"Sticks and stones may break your bones. Also good: lead pipes."

"Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most? Denver Nuggets "

"What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath? Psychopaths are fun at parties."

"Child porn You sick fuck!"

"Top three perverts that see you when you're sleeping: 1. Santa. 2. God. 3. NSA."

"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."