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Joke of the Day
"So I heard a new Pope was elected today... His wife and kids must be so proud!"
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"No matter how much you love someone, your whole world can change within 5 seconds of watching them run."
"RIP Daenerys Targaryen we will miss you. #SPOILERALERT Just kidding. I haven't seen the latest episode yet."
"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"
"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."
"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."
"What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back? You discussed me."
"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."
"What do you call an Italian with one arm? Speech impaired."
"I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me."