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Joke of the Day
"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."
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"How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear."
"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"
"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."
"Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children."
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face-off in the corner."
"What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat? The wheelchair."
"Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts? Because they all had a tare ^^^I'llseemyselfout"
"*Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize"