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Joke of the Day

"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""

"Once upon a time... People came up with original jokes to post, instead of reposting the same old ones!"

"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"

"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."

"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."

"What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote? **""There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.""**"

"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"

"You know peanuts can kill a person! Well, they are nuts, after all!"

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."