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Joke of the Day

"I am Looking a Bank I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone...."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"

"What do you call a legless man at the beach during high tide? Fucked."

"Dogs are probably really excited about dog sledding before they find out what it actually is."

"Why do dentists not watch an entire porn video? They only watch the oral parts."

"""I just got engaged!"" -- Starship Enterprise"

"Just a reminder that your coworkers aren't going to get eaten by bears on their own. You have to make that happen. You have to want it."

"Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house? There wasn't [mushroom](http://i.imgur.com/Yt9AWCO.jpg)"

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""

"That lazy moment when you start reading someone else's status and then realise its too long so you just like it."