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Joke of the Day

"What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist? ""In the short run, _you're_ all dead!"""

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"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"I have a question of the most importance!? If I find a job in the classifieds...does that mean I can't tell anyone!?"
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