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"How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes."
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"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"
"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"
"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"
"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."
"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."
"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."
"Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater."
"What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)"