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Joke of the Day

"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"

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"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight."

"I gave her my heart but what she really needed was kidney transplant..."

"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."

"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"

"What do you get when you cross Rogaine with Viagra? Don King"

"My favourite exercise is a mix between lunge and crunch I like to call lunch."

"Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once."