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Joke of the Day
"I've been sober as far back as I can remember. Which is roughly 11 hours."
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"Why did the marijuana addict always turn his supply packet around when buying it? He heard the grass is greener on the other side"
"Canada's navy"
"The spork is the hermaphrodite of utensils."
"Came downstairs to watch the game and the channel had changed. Looked at the dog, he looked back, then slowly slid his paw off the remote."
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"A prostitute got a tramp stamp It said ""tips appreciated"""
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"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"