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Joke of the Day

"If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

"The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works"

"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."

"My wife gives the best headache."

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and left leg? He was alright."

"How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece."

"LEONARDO DECAPRIO WINS AN OSCAR... ... oh wait, it's not a joke this time."

"Eye no howe too spiel"

"Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear"

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."