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Joke of the Day
"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"
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"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"What do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching!"
"What did the Jewish Pedophile say to the boy? Would you like to buy some candy?"
"How many cops does it tale to change a light bulb? Trick question. They just beat the room for being black."
"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."
"A dark sense of humour is like food. Not everyone has it."
"When I get a dog I am going to name it syndrome Because when he jumps up on me I can shout ""Down syndrome"""
"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""