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Joke of the Day

"You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about."

"I told my wife she was prettier when she didn't wear glasses She said ""So are you"""

"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."

"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"

"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."

"If you date a Chinese girl and you don't want to meet her parents, you're doing it Wong."

"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."

"You can't even? That's odd."

"I accidentally touched the underside of a public toilet seat with my finger. Well, you had a good run, finger. *chainsaw sound*"