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Joke of the Day
"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."
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"Namast'ay Away from negative people."
"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"George bush got stuck in concrete. That sets a bad precedent."
"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."
"What's brownish and runs on oil? Jesus in a hurry."
"Where does the Easter Bunny lay his eggs?! In the grass.. So WHAT DO WE SMOKE TO CELEBRATE?! [all the children] Grass?? Yessssss."
"I think twitter is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks."
"Im eating out this old lady... Im eating out this old lady and i start to taste horse seamen, at that moment i think, "" oh grandma, thats how you died"""