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Joke of the Day
"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"
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"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."
"Why did a hungry African man crossed the road? To get the aids."
"Cereal box mascots give kids a dangerously positive view of animals who in the wild would literally kill them before they gave them cereal."
"Drunk girls would be amazing lawyers if they cared about laws & freedoms as much as they cared about trying to convince people they're sober"
"Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere? One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing."
"It's the 2016 Olympics And Chris Brown is still the most famous female boxer"
"Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish... ...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!"
"A bartender walks into a barn... The horse says, ""Hey, why the wrong place?"""
"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"