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Joke of the Day

"Humpty Dumpty , that sly bastard Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed, As Little Bo Beep was giving him head, Just as he came she began to weep, She could tell by the taste, He'd been screwing her sheep ! !"

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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. Feminists can't change anything."
"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."
"What do you call a black and white bra? Zebra"
"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."
"[2nd time at girls house] ""where's your dog?"" Oh he isn't mine. I was dog sitting [makes text alert sound w mouth] ""Its work. I gotta go"""
"Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher? It wasn't her job to educate people."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."
"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"