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Joke of the Day

"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""

"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."

"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell."

"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("

"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile Stolen from r/christianity"

"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""

"Be the person your dog thinks you are. A gentle lover."

"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"