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Joke of the Day

"if u went back in time to kill hitler, itd be easier to kil pre-war hitler but then all the germans woud b like ""yo why did u kill that kid"""

"What do you call a 20th century grammar nazi? Alt-Write"

"Famous last words of the father, when he killed his Son with a vacuum cleaner Dyson"

"I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. I hope it's thinking about me too."

"My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor... She didn't suit me."

"The Nintendo 64 turned 18 today Now you can legally blow the cartridges."

"I will not be composing any quality posts today. So just keep scrolling."

"What's is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner? I don't have a boner right now. -Hugh Hefner, probably"

"You know that one cow in the field that's like 200 yards away from all his cow friends just doing his own thing? That's me. I am that cow."

"The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. ""Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"""