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Joke of the Day

"The Lesbian couple next door... got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch."""

"Tip from my mom: Always wear your bathrobe when at home. Then if somebody stops by unexpectedly you're ""just about to hop in the shower""."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"Hey, is your computer running? Well, you better go catch it!"

"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"

"Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats."

"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."

"What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan? No home oh"

"Today I was on the treadmill for over an hour. I was so pleased with my progress that tomorrow I might actually turn it on"

"FYI Don't make snow angels in a dog park."