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Joke of the Day

"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"

"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"

"I used to pray for a new bike... then i found out that's not how god works so I stole one and prayed to be forgiven"

"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."

"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"

"The Knicks ....that's all"

"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"

"As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good."