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Joke of the Day
"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."
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"Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I'm like HOLY CRAP I'M OUTSIDE."
"What is 168? Dinner for 4."
"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"
"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
"How come squirrels get a pass to bury whatever they want in the park but the cops go crazy when I try to bury one tiny bloody knife?"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"
"How do you make a hormone? Kick her between the legs"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"
"What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out."