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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her between the legs"

"Her: I just don't like you, no one does Me: What, why? is it my hair? Her: no Me: MY LOOKS!? Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god"

"I've just done the pilot of a new porn series about promiscuous airline staff."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period..."

"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."

"What does Korean food taste like? Chinese food."

"Hey guys, have you heard about the new corduroy pillow? It's making head lines!"

"""BALL SO HARD MUTHAF--KAS WANNA FINE ME."" ""Grandma, just pay the parking ticket..."""