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Joke of the Day
"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
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"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."
"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."
"Let's make a collection of shock humour/disgusting jokes"
"Man goes to a Doctor and says ""Doctor I feel like I'm swimming in an African river"" The Doctor replies ""You're in de Nile."""
"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into a phone booth? A blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos"
"What do you call a research facility in the middle east? Darpa Darpa"
"I said the punchline before the joke. Wanna know why I got downvoted yesterday?"
"What did the comedy club proprietor say to the FedEx guy? The jokes are ok but you need to work on your delivery."