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Joke of the Day
"Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes"
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"A Janitor starts up his car. ""Broom broom"""
"Ever seen a horse with a carrot on a stick dangling over its head? Last night on the treadmill's TV, I saw an ad for Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little."
"About to eat at the Cheesecake Factory/commit a hate crime against my butthole."
"*buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?"
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi"
"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"
"Why did the tomato turned red? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Senior year of high school is a lot like a retirement home... You don't work anymore, you hate everyone who's younger than you, and in a few months, all of your old friends will be dead to you."