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Joke of the Day

"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"

"I'm the first base coach for my son's baseball team tonight and boy it's really awkward teaching 7 year olds about kissing."

"My staircase was getting a lot of buzz, then it blew up It's gone spiral"

"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"A blind man goes for a morning walk He's walking around tapping away. He happens to pass a fish market. He takes in a deep breath and says ""Aaaaahhhhh. Good mornin ladies"""

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"Return to empty house. TV turned on to UFC. Faint smell of Axe body spray. Worst fear realized. My house has polterguys."

"What did Tommy Wiseau say when he got an A on his final? Oh, hi Marks!"

"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."