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Joke of the Day
"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"
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"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre So he gave her one."
"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""
"If I had a time machine, sure I'd go back & kill Hitler, but first I'd pick up an ice cold Coca Cola Classic! (sponsored tweet)"
"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."
"How do you make a cat bark like a dog? Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: ""WOOF!"""
"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."
"How to turn black woman into spider? Kill her husband."
"If Hitler were a black supremacist English teacher what would the Holocaust be called? White-out."