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Joke of the Day

"On the bright side, every moment Bieber spends Tweeting is a moment he isn't spending recording or performing music."

"*filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* ""the leather keeps sticking to my back"" ""for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"""

"A mathematician, a college professor, and a textbook author walk into a bar. *[The punchline is left as an exercise for the reader.]*"

"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"

"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"

"French Bread There's this crazy guy on our street that tries to catch people and shove French bread up their butt... He's a real pain in the ass"

"Knock knock Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who? 420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned? Okay, sorry I'll leave."

"A network engineer goes to the doctor...... He told the doctor, ""It hurts when IP"""

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"