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Joke of the Day
"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""
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"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEP3Jut-crE"
"Have a Coke and a smile! I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: ""Share a Coke with your Soulmate."" So, I put the can in my right hand."
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."
"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"
"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure mint Oreos are filled with toothpaste."
"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"