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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who? 420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned? Okay, sorry I'll leave."

"What is Mozart doing now? He is de-composing"

"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs? Lisa Frank"

"Vegetarians maliciously starve animals by competing with them for the same food."

"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"

"What did the goat say to his friend after he cut his arm? I'm bleating all over the place!"

"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."

"Most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday Question : What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday? Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D"