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Joke of the Day
"What is the fastest cake in the world? scone. 's gone"
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"When life hands you women, make women laid."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game."
"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"
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"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""