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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat? Because they always get a little hoarse"
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"Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No I was going faster than the speed of light."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."
"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"""Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the tru-"" I choose dare, your honor ""Bailiff, please hi-five the defendant"""