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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."
Next Joke
"I watched a gang bang video involving several bus drivers and one woman. She looked bored for half an hour, then suddenly they all came at the same time."
"I'm hungry but broke so I'm waiting for my bf to say he's hungry too than he'll order something delicious while I pretend to be indifferent."
"Wow, I must look really hot tonight working out, everyone is totally staring at me. *walking on treadmill with a candy bar and a Pepsi"
"I dropped my phone in the bath. I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens."
"Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot. Time wounds all heels"
"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."
"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"
"If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon"
"Stuck in church. Everyone's singing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"". Damn, My son has some stupid friends."