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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."

"I went the school of hard knocks... My knuckles are still sore."

"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."

"I'm on at least 5 different social networks right now managing my empire of utter and complete bullshit."

"TIFU while trying to write a joke Ok so it wasn't today, it was 10 years ago."

"what did they call the disc jockey who kept playing the same songs again and again? DJ Vu"

"What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card."

"Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?"

"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"