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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!"

"HR: You know why you're here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?"

"TIL the Hebrews were betrayed and captured by the Egyptians after walking through the Red Sea The event was named ""Moses' double cross""."

"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"

"Dang girl, Are you part of a ponzi scheme? ...because something smells fishy."

"Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair? Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud"

"What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath"

"Who says Republicans aren't into recycling? Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again."

"What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch? An ingestigation"

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"