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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
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"If you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door."
"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."
"So, a rapist, a sadist, and a pothead walk into a bar and order a beer... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive backfield here."""
"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"
"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"
"What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!"
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"
"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."
"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"