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Joke of the Day

"her: the manager of the McDonalds down the street called today... him: [sitting on couch next to Ronald McDonald statue] Did he sound mad?"

"What's the difference between me and Christmas? My wife isn't disappointed when Christmas comes early."

"Why Hitler was late to work? He accidently didn't took the second left but the third Reich."

"I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call"

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"I always wanted to be a plumber when I grew up but in the end it was just a pipe dream."

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."

"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."