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Joke of the Day

"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."

"My 1-year-old found a jar of Play-Doh. I figured she couldn't do any harm if she couldn't open it. She threw it at her sister's head."

"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"

"Guy in restaurant: Mam, are u ok? Are u choking? Me: *wipes off drool & removes a cherry stem from my mouth that's not tied in a knot*"

"So I've had the runs for almost 4 days now... I told my dad and he looked me dead in the eyes and said. ""Son, it will pass""."

"What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop."

"Why doesn't Asia wear makeup? Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!"

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After ten years your job still sucks"

"When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted. Now the police call that Identity theft."

"Who took the spoopy from the spoopy jar? mr skeltal"