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Joke of the Day

"Thank you, Mario, for rescuing our daughter... So, what now? Like, do we just pay you standard plumber rates? We didn't ask you to do this."

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"""Why did you dry these grapes?"" ""No raisin"""

"The pirate mechanic repaired my sex-bot. Thar, she blows."

"NSFW don't read if your easily offended. Why don't black people like to dream. Because the last black guy to have a dream died."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince"

"Last night a girl told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the head."

"Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!"

"Why don't you ever watch old people have sex? You ever spread open a grilled cheese?"

"In titanic Jack could of lived..... But Rose just like taking more wood than she should"