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Joke of the Day

"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"

"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside"

"how can you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? Tell her a joke Wednesday."

"Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished."

"What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't."

"The only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree."

"A survey found one in five women have ended a relationship because their significant other was too busy playing video games."

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"