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Joke of the Day
"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."
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"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"
"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."
"Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team? A'szzzz"
"Terms Of Sex Satisfaction. In Terms Of Sex Satisfaction Woman Is Like A Road & Man Is Like A Traveler The Traveler Gets Tired But The Road Never Ends."
"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."
"I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin."
"If you're having luftballon problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 luftballons and whatever whatever I don't speak German"
"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."
"A new drink Some bars are serving this new drink called the ""Hurricane Sandy"". It's notjing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan."