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Joke of the Day

"I sent ten puns into a contest to see if one could win. No pun in ten did."

"Thanks for putting out Mom! ~ everyone. Happy Mother's Day!"

"I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations."

"Jokes about the USA? Let's see them!"

"Fred Durst is starting a lawn care company. It's called Rake Stuff."

"Dear Mr. Trump, thank you very much For all of the new gifs and new memes last night at the debate."

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"Picture a sandwich. Now picture another sandwich that talks. Picture a third sandwich. I'm really high."

"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."