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Joke of the Day

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"

"sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about."

"IHTGYATSWTFIM = I had to Google your acronym to see what the fuck it meant."

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."

"The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away."

"Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over."

"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."

"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."