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Joke of the Day

"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."

"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."

"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he was never on your side."

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"

"Girlfriend kept nagging at me to put the toilet seat down. So here I am, crying in the middle of a field, with the seat & a shotgun."

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"I asked my mom if I was pretty or ugly She said both, Im pretty ugly."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Basically, I'm now banned from Starbucks."

"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician??? He worked it out with a pencil. ;)"