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Joke of the Day

"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."

"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."

"Her: Ok, on 3 lets,say what movie our marriage is most like. 1.. 2.. 3 *simultaneously* Her: THE NOTEBOOK Me: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTIONOTEBOOK"

"What do you call a Blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."

"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath idiot, breath!"

"When a blonde goes to London on a plane how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row"

"I was addicted to hokey pokey. But I turned myself around."