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Joke of the Day

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Because you're 10/10 I know we've been doing anti-joke pick up lines but this only comes once a year."

"Just think, in 10 years you're going to wish you look as good as you do right now. Assuming you're still alive. ~inspirational"

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"Fastfood Clerk: Number 27! Double steak combo with extra fries! Man: Right here! Clerk: Here you go sir, sorry about your weight. Man: Oh, it wasn't long at al- wait... Clerk: >:D"

"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"A friend of mine told me that I should try and come up with a joke about Staircase Wit. I can't think of one right now, but I'm sure I'll think of a great one later."

"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"

"I like to stand in the corner of my psychiatrist's waiting room and blow on anyone who walks by... Most people hate it, but I'm a fan..."