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Joke of the Day
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."
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"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."
"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"Love so rare, you can still hear it moo."
"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."
"What sort of transport does a sheep use? A ewe-nicycle"
"A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said ""I Hate Black People"" ...I thought to myself ""Well damn- thats a little racist."
"""Give it to me!! I'm so fucking wet!"" She screamed at me... ""Fuck off. This is MY umbrella."""