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Joke of the Day

"Look, Clinton's gonna win. US President order has to follow Star Trek Captain order: white guy, white guy, black guy, woman, Scott Bakula."

"The groundhog in our town died on Sunday. I can't imagine how long our winter will be now."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."

"Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?"

"What do Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney have in common? Both shot someone in the face while in office."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."

"""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet."

"Told ya I can time travel!"

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."

"Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time."