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Joke of the Day

"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""

"I'm pretty sure Morgan Freeman was narrating while the universe was being created"

"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"

"Confucius on baseball Confucius say ""Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls can't walk"""

"I wish my lawn was emo Then it would cut itself."

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."

"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""

"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy."

"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."