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Joke of the Day

"I went for an interview at a black smiths.. The black smith asked ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off"""

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"Am I the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe?"

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"- Dad, can I borrow 10 pounds? - 15 pounds? Why do you need 20 pounds?"

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""

"What is the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."