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Joke of the Day

"I don't think there will ever be an edible version of scrabble. And if there is, I'm going to have to eat my own words."

"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."

"Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is ""swinging a mean stick"", so look out, ladies. He's back."

"What hand do you wipe with? Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper?"

"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"

"Teenage Parties It's getting harder and harder to tell the zombies from the regular people."

"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."

"For Christmas this year, I decided to go all out and ask Santa for something black and shiny and will go 0 to 300 in 2 seconds. I got a scale."

"I went down to the local Pub and I came home with this great joke told to me by a baby. Goo goo ga ga gah?"

"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."