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Joke of the Day

"For years I thought that my wife was repulsed by me but as it turns out she just doesn't put out on the first marriage."

"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."

"You shouldn't personify inanimate objects. They hate it when you do that."

"What's a Porn Star's favorite spell? Expecto Erection"

"What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team? You're going to have to ci-tris one out."

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. "

"Why do French tanks come equipped with rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"

"No point I'll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless"

"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"