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Joke of the Day
"What Were Franco's Secret Police Called? The Gazpacho"
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"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"The difference between a rock band and a jazz group The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people. The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people."
"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"My dog once bit a little boy so I had to put him down... he was going to tell his mom."
"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"I have a crush on a girl with a lazy eye But she won't even look at me.."
"I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies."
"Girl: I love Medieval Art Boy: Who doesn't? There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence?"